Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:00 pm By ladyscarletthawk

Mom said I can finally tell you guys since everything is "working out" so far. Mom brought home another poodle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooo upset, esp since it is a humongor monster! She is a mini and is 2x my size. I have to tell her off constantly cause she seems to not care about my well being as she leaps and causes earthquakes around me. Mom has really calmed her down as she used to be such a free and mischievious spirit. She really is getting used to being part of the group. Worst of all we get kenneled together in the car sometimes... TOGETHER! Yeah we fit but I really dont like having to be so close to her. Oh did I tell you she was raised by wolves.. er labs? Mom says she is a labradoodle ! Well she isnt but she sure acts like one! She runs in the snow and mud, and when she drinks she leaves a wet trail behind her EWWW! A Diva should not have to put up with such nonsense. If she must have another poodle she should get something more my size and one that acts like a poodle! Mom is really working on that tho.
I guess it is ok for now.. We went to the dog show this weekend and she came reserve against her sister but everybody was happy about it. Mom said that it may convince her sisters parents to keep her and the points in the ring. Plus mom got regular pics of my new troublemaker on her camera which Im sure she will share with all your parents. There is also a show pic ordered of both her and her sister.. mom is in the pic too. *sigh*.. She is 8 mon and her name is Fergie BTW.. as in princess. She sure doesnt act like that.
Anywho that is my story of this lil monster that lives in my house now. Pray for me. At least mom says that she will make sure Im the boss in this house and except for getiing run over everynow and then I am. Mom makes sure that I come first, and when I am kenneled with the lunatic I push her to the side so I can see mom the entire time Im in there :neener neener: . Well love you all!
Smooches!
Eve

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:27 am By Big Murray

Eve,
What a terrible mom you have. How dare she bring a monster into your palace! Although you would say I am a monster as my size is quite huge. But what is wrong with a lab! I'm half lab so don't hold that against me. :Hee Hee:

You will just have to make sure that she no's your the diva in that house hold! And that she has to pay attention to you and what you want her to do. Earthquakes watch out for those craters when she comes down. You may fall into one of those. Momzy calls them pot holes though. Don't know why I never see pots in them holes!

Hopefully she gets to know who's the boss and start behaving accordingly. Good luck.

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:35 am By Margaret Brown

G'day Evie,

You have let the team down - you did not misbehave appropriately in order to make sure there is never another doggy in the house. What have you being doing girlfriend, being nice..... my goodness me you should read my rule book. If my mother even looks at another dog she gets the claws in the leg and the evil eye. At the moment she has a favourite little boyfriend all of 4kgs called Fillipe, he is such a little creep. He looks at my mother and she goes weak... she is a tart with no heart. She nurses him and then it's in for the kill. I stick my sharpened claws into her soft fat flesh. I can't trust her and never trust your mum, she will start to coo and carrying on with the "new dog" watch out bad bad behaviour always gets you attention.

See Ya

Oscar

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:59 am By ladyscarletthawk


OH no not you Murray! I dont think you are a monster.. she's the monster as she is big * and* has no control around me!
Ok, Im sorry not all labs are bad. Youre a service dog, so I know you are good. Most nonservice dog labs are wild and like to get dirty.. eww. Dont get me wrong I dont mind getting dirty every once in a while, but I dont go looking for it!
Most of the time she knows this Diva runs the show. When she forgets, I remind her, and if that doesnt work mom reminds her. So I guess mom isnt that bad afterall. I just wish I had a say in it. Mom told me she wanted another toy like me, but my Aunty didnt have any and wont have one for a long time so she told my mommy she could have Fergie as her next show dog. At least until she gets another toy for her, so mom still has the choice of getting somebody more my size and maybe then Fergie wont have to stay anymore. By the looks of it she may end up keeping her forever. I hope not, but mommy cant have more than 2 dogs whereever we live so mom will have to make a difficult choice... Me I have nothing to worry about .
Smooches!
Eve

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:20 am ladyscarletthawk


Oh Oscar I wish that were the case. I tried that many years ago and it backfired on me! I got time outs and scoldings, and could never get anything out of her. I learned really quick that if I wanted something I have to be good and cute. It really works, esp those puppy dog eyes I give. Even now I act up and she puts me in my place.. but at least I get everything first and the prime sleeping spots too.
Perhaps it would be of mutual benefit if we can work together to....*in an evil tone* take out both Fillipe and Fergie.. hm two F's, coincidence?.. I think Not!.. We will show them! If they had.. say some unforseen accident, then they would pose no threat to us any longer. Hmm, *rubbing paws together* perhaps this might work.. now all we need is money for plane tickets so we can team up. Bwuahahaha!
Smooches!
Eve

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:22 am By Margaret Brown

Oh Evie,

I am so disgusted with her there are "others", don't think for one moment there is just one - oh no, there is Buddy, Molly, Ziggy, Barney, Cooper, Marilyn and Mervyn, Augustus, Noodle and Barnacle Ben. My mother pets them all - I tell you she is a tart with no heart. So I would need a pot of gold to the rub the whole lot out.


See Ya

Oscar

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:20 am By Big Murray



Oh you are so kind! I guess you could say I am on stilts then. It's a shame that she is a monster though, she is making it bad for the rest of us Labs. Although I am not pure lab so maybe that is the difference. Yeah I like to at times be wild too which momzy lets me at times that is if I am home and not out working. Although at home I also have to be on call for some things for momzy. I don't mind I like getting under momzy and pushing her upwards. grins. But I don't like getting dirty at all. Don't like walking into puddles or getting my paws muddy.

Glad she knows your the Diva there even if she doesn't act like you are at times. But hey she has a memory laps and you just have to remind her until it kicks in. :Hee Hee: My momzy at times will speak to people and she would say that sometimes we get visit by the brain fairy. Don't know what that means for I always have my brains with me just that I don't want to do what I know I should do all the time. I mean when I am off duty I want to do what I want to do.

I think here momzy is allowed to have three dogs but I am glad she only has me right now. Though I know she would like to get a puppie to start to replace me. Wait a moment momzy I am not ready for retirement. I got lots of years ahead of me. What's she thinking of! Momzy claims she just like to have one that is really young to start the 2 year training course. I would be basically 10 by the time the puppy would be ready to go and have a lookzy. Hey if Shannon worked til she was 14 I could work much longer. Maybe! Of course Shannon was totally healthy til she was 14 when she gotten injured. I'll show momzy!

Hmmm! Fergie may not stay anymore. What will happen if your momzy would get another pup that's a toy but the pup is worse then Fergie? Maybe you would be better to start your training Fergie right now and tell her she better behave and your number 1. Period! Or your new addition may be worse. Be so hyper all the time biting your ears and picking on you.

Yep you wouldn't have to worry about not staying. Hmmm! Maybe you should wisper that into Fergies ear about being good to stay or being bad and leaving! Who knows she just my get her brains back from that fairy my momzy keeps talking about.


Smooches right back at ya!

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:21 am By Big Murray



Oh you are so kind! I guess you could say I am on stilts then. It's a shame that she is a monster though, she is making it bad for the rest of us Labs. Although I am not pure lab so maybe that is the difference. Yeah I like to at times be wild too which momzy lets me at times that is if I am home and not out working. Although at home I also have to be on call for some things for momzy. I don't mind I like getting under momzy and pushing her upwards. grins. But I don't like getting dirty at all. Don't like walking into puddles or getting my paws muddy.

Glad she knows your the Diva there even if she doesn't act like you are at times. But hey she has a memory laps and you just have to remind her until it kicks in. :Hee Hee: My momzy at times will speak to people and she would say that sometimes we get visit by the brain fairy. Don't know what that means for I always have my brains with me just that I don't want to do what I know I should do all the time. I mean when I am off duty I want to do what I want to do.

I think here momzy is allowed to have three dogs but I am glad she only has me right now. Though I know she would like to get a puppie to start to replace me. Wait a moment momzy I am not ready for retirement. I got lots of years ahead of me. What's she thinking of! Momzy claims she just like to have one that is really young to start the 2 year training course. I would be basically 10 by the time the puppy would be ready to go and have a lookzy. Hey if Shannon worked til she was 14 I could work much longer. Maybe! Of course Shannon was totally healthy til she was 14 when she gotten injured. I'll show momzy!

Hmmm! Fergie may not stay anymore. What will happen if your momzy would get another pup that's a toy but the pup is worse then Fergie? Maybe you would be better to start your training Fergie right now and tell her she better behave and your number 1. Period! Or your new addition may be worse. Be so hyper all the time biting your ears and picking on you.

Yep you wouldn't have to worry about not staying. Hmmm! Maybe you should wisper that into Fergies ear about being good to stay or being bad and leaving! Who knows she just my get her brains back from that fairy my momzy keeps talking about.


Smooches right back at y

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:28 pm By Lil-Lea Diva Myers



Hi Eve,

Oh my goodness...........I can not imagine my Mom bringing in a DOG here! I have enough issues just with the rescue kittens, which are now rambunctious teenagers and Mom just decided to let them out every day, during the day time. I am *REALLY* sick of getting my DIVA fanny smelled all the time! But, after Saturday, there will only be one at a time here because another one got adopted :woo hoo: and YIPEEEE!!!!!!

I can not even imagine having to put up with a *dog*! No way ! I am DIVA and there is no other.....

Is it possible you might become friends and *work together* to get things that we Diva's need<G> THAT would make the whole insult, more bearable, YES?

Ask your Mom if you can have your own car seat and seat belt, so you can be by yourself and leave lunatic in the kennel :Hee Hee:

Love Lil-Lea

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:35 pm By Lil-Lea Diva Myers



Oh my Oscar,

A DIVA could never do anything like that. It would be .........well.........Unlady-like! I would NEVER hurt my Mommy! Shame on you ! You must think of another way Oscar! Try growling and snapping (quietly) at Fillipe (when Mom is not looking) to get him going, and then make sure she is still not looking and yelp and howl and put your tail between your legs and act as though he injured you. She will be afraid to bring him home then.