Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:02 am By Big Murray
ladyscarletthawk wrote:

I know Lil would help me, but I will try to be good first, besides Mom is the one that has to take my picture for my avatar... I just cant use hers!!! Altho it is a very nice one of me!
Hmmm! Shouldn't your mom give up the picture of you so you could have. She should find another one for herself but don't tell her I said so. I may get into trouble with my momzy and I am in trouble as it is.
ladyscarletthawk wrote:
Yeah doctors dont know nothin!!! They are always trying to convince our moms to take the stuff we love away and replace it with stuff we hate!! Although mom gives me strawberry yogurt lol! Im really sorry your momzy is being so stingie with the chicken. You know sometimes moms think they know it all and when they dont they pretend they do HMMF! Maybe she'll figure out that you are just bored and you are able to get more yummies.
Yeah those needles do hurt! I go with mom everywhere and when she goes to check to see if my blood came back, it is always a piece of paper... :confused: perhaps they turn our blood into paper?
Yeah I never figured out these things, docs take away stuff but only to bring it back in paper form. Are we suppose to eat it! And they call our actions wierd! Momzy is only giving me plain yogurt not strawberry which I love. She even took away those nice treats she made with banana and blueberries too. Always taking never giving! I want some good yummies like turkey. She bought so much turkey and claim it's for me but haven't gotten such yet.
ladyscarletthawk wrote:
Checking our poop is soooo weird.. I mean if she wants to see me poop why cant I do it in the house. Why would I have to go all the way outside and have her follow me for her to see? Weird.. She is always checking my poop too. She says its to make sure Im not sick.. how the heck could she know by just looking at it?
I no it's soooooo weird and why can't we go indoors like lil lea. At least her momzy made her her own bathroom. Although I hear momzy talking to Anty Pam about how she is watching Lil Lea go. What is it with our momzy's always got their noses up our butts! My momzy says the same thing. Do you think they went to the same school!

I think it's just an excuse for them to look there without looking silly. But don't tell momzy I think she is still silly for looking and sniffing my poo even if she says she could tell if I am sick by doing that.
Momzy is actually mad at me because yesterday she dropped a cheese puff. I was trying to help her though as she shouldn't have those things so I ate it for her. Ooops! Wrong thing to do because today I had water poooooos. Guess I gave myself away for grabbing something off my bed. I thought after all it was on my bed not the floor which I cannot take things from. But momzy wasn't too pleased of me. I guess I'm in the dog house. Never could figure that out as I do not have a dog house. Or at least those silly things that are so small outdoors.

I'm back on rice only again. Heck I wasn't off it but now she doesn't want me to have anything until my poo becomes firm again.
ladyscarletthawk wrote:
Sorry your Momzy has to go to the doctor for her knee... I hope everything goes well for her and make sure you give her lots of kisses to make her feel better. HMMM maybe if you are extra nice to her she will give you yummies again? Its just a thought!
Well I better make my rounds.. and tell your mom that you wann give smooches to all the kiddies you see.. tell her you'll sit pretty!
Tanks! I don't like when momzy has issues because that means we don't go too many places. Although she has to do physical therapy next week. She'll probably talk about it more. But I like going there because I just lay there off leash. Of course they tell me momzy when I sneak off the mat. But I don't really just I stretch and part of me goes off and then momzy tells me get back on it even though most of me am. She cannot see because of where they have her. I'll have to be doubly xtra nice because she is mad at me at the moment. Although she never stays too mad for long. I think she is more mad because I had watery poos.... I don't like having that either. Momzy keeps saying she has to get this thing called slippery elm for my poo firming up. But she is not sure about which the powder or the capsules.
Got to go for now before momzy get here on the puter.
Smooches back at ya!