Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:34 pm By Big Murray
Margaret Brown wrote:
Good Morning
Well it's Saturday Morning Lil, Murray and Evie and I have just had my bath.
Mummy took me to the park for a game of ball and a sniff around and I thought gee we are going to have a fun day today. Just Mummy and Me. But after a short walk the witch took me home and put in the bath, how dare she!!!!!!!. The indignities I had to bare or is it bear, she is like a great big bear..... she said I had to have a bath because of my staph infection. I said no I don't I can lick that off and then she had the absolute hide to say to me! It's because of your licking that you have the infection.
I am not the least compliant doggy and mummy has to muzzle me for the bath ..... first some water, I like mine warm not hot.. she finally got that right, then the shampoo. This soapy stuff... watch out for my eyes.
Then she is lifting me up in her lap, whats going on? what are you doing? and I start to struggle, I don't do submissive position, what soap on my belly? - oh this is comfortable .... oh no the damn awful singing except it's with the radio. Oh but I like this, yes it's not too bad and I nearly go to sleep. It was like for 10 minutes. I just lay back in her lap with my legs wide open. WWWWWWWWHHHHHATTTT water again, you witch, I'll drown you.
She then rinses me off and puts me back on her lap and I grab her neck with my front paws and then I can't see.... I can't seeeee... oh it's the towel.
Then she lifts me out of the bath. What your leaving me? Where you going? Where's she gone? What? What's that? ..................................... Oh no it's the dryer. Ugh.
So now my mummy says I am a clean boy and very beautiful. Secretly I love being clean - but I tell her I would rather be dirty.
Seeya
Oscar
Hi Oscar,
Sorry I haven't been over here for a long time. Well Momzy has been hogging up the computer and I couldn't get on. She made a new look on our site you should check it out.
http://pwdsdawareness.freeforums.org I really like the blue. Matches my harness colors.
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It's going to be in the 80's. Boy it's only 59 (f) degrees I think you have (c) there. Not sure what that converts too. Momzy wouldn't let me play with her toys. You lucky dog you get to go to a park and play. I don't. There isn't a good one that is close here. But today I wanted to play with some rabbits. Well that's what momzy tells me they were. They look like little big ear puppies but momzy wouldn't let me play with them. There were 5 of them.
Sorry you have that infection but from licking what do they think. We have clean tongues. And how else to we clean ourselves as we do not have hands. Silly humans. Momzy is threatening me about getting a bath this weekend. Well she will pull the hose out and do the bucket thing with the soap and warm water but I get her back because I shake it all off in her face.
You should be glad she puts you on her lap Oscar as my momzy says I am too big for being a lap dog. I like laps. Though today when out I was laying on momzy's foot she wasn't too please with that because her foot was getting numb. Oh well momzy she shouldn't have her foot in my road. :Hee Hee:
I love being clean too but I only stand one side she has to go around me. I make her work for her money.
Well see ya later,
Tell your Mom to take them outside where she does not need to use a flash and you will be too occupied with other things to notice ~ 
